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Title: Gayle the Chair (2)

Actors and Parts:
Gayle- The Chair
Viola- Person sitting on chair #1
Cindy- Person sitting on chair #2

Script:
Gayle- [be a chair]*
Viola- [walk up and sit on 'chair']
[pause]
Cindy- [walk up to Violet and chair] "Hey, you're sitting on a chair!"
Viola- "Yes! Yes I am!"
Cindy- "Can I join you?"
Viola- "Yeah"
Cindy- "YAY! Okay" [sit on chair]
[pause as Violet goes and adds '2' to the end of the title]
Viola- [sit down again]
Cindy- "This is boring!"
Viola- "yeah....I know, how about we BECOME chairs!!!"
Cindy- "That's a great idea!"
[Viola and Cindy 'become' chairs next to Gayle the Chair, making sure that Viola is on one side and Cindy is on the other]
Gayle, Viola, and Cindy- "Chairs~! Chairs~! Chairs~! Chairs~! Chairs~! Chairs~! etc."

*to become a chair first find something low to the ground that you can sit on like a backpack. When you are seated on your item, raise your arms so they become the arm rests. Then wiggle your fingers and exclaim 'CHAIRS~!'
-----------THE END-------------

ahahaha i know that it is super weird but who cares! I loved preforming it! (I have weird friends)



1) Shane- *Dumps an entire cup of goldfish into his mouth in attempt to eat it really fast*
Brian- *in a really hi-pitched voice* "Chuuuuuuuug iiiiiiittttt!!!"
Shane- *CHOKES AND COUGHS*
Brian and I- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2) Teacher- the first 10 minutes must be silent!
Josh- "...AHEM, Gayle"
Gayle- ":O AHEM, Johhhhn"
Idk, i guess i thought that was really funny because i neeeverrr evvverrr talk in class and when i do, it's always a whisper to my friends. And Josh always talks.


3) Shane- "can i borrow your phone?"
Gayle- "okay"
[tiny bit later]
Shane- *talking on the phone* "...WHAT??? THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!..... COOOMME OOON!!! PLEASE!!!.......What???...... oh....okokok I'm sorry, alright?........yes, yes i know...... yeah okay bye....love you too.... bye..." *hangs up*