Jokeeeee

p1- How do you kill an elephant
p2-.....
p1-with an elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant?
p2-with an elephant gun???
p1-with a blue elephan gun!!! How do you kill a red elephant?
p2-with a red elephant gun???
p1-NO! you chocke it until it turns blue, then you kill it with a blue elephant gun! How do you kill a purple elephant???
p2-you chocke it until it turns blue, then you kill it with a blue elephant gun.
p1- oooh my god...theres no such thing as a purple elephant!!!

vlog brothers

The vlogbrothers are sooooo funny. They are Hank and John Green (you know, john green, the writer). Him and his brother have a sort of conversation with each other over the web annnnnd address us viewers too. Its all pretty funny

'The fail-safe oil rig was not safe when it failed' Hank
lol idk why but i found that hilarious XD

and YOU LOST THE GAME
where hank goes deep into the true meaning of THE GAME

I say lots about hank b/c he's not the famous writer

okay, fine. Here's somethings John said/did that were fuunnny

'Wow, are you ok? You shot down that slide like a....a....a schute thing (im a writer)'
and

'Hey Hank? Do you have your phone on you?'
'no, why?'
'*pushes into swimming pool* HA WIN!'

okie dokie im done. Check out the vlogbrothers and suuuubscribe please! <3 and thanks

Teehee

Mr.G: If you read this piece like your a burglar, your not going to care about the irrelevent information like the 'newly painted walls'. You wouldn't stand there and think 'Oh wow! I love this color! It would go great with the TV I'm about to steal!'

At first i thought this said '2 ho spam here' but then i realized it was 'no' not 'ho'

same with Aria's shirt. It said Fitch and i thought it said Bitch... so i jokingly told aria to walk around with her hand covering 'F' but then
i though for a moment and said 'nvm then it would say 'Itch"

If its a guy, start with 'Mr'

Mr.Gillingham: Mr.G is fine

Viola: Can i just call you Mr.Gillingham? Because i get names mixed up easily... i thought you were Mr.Thurbur

Me: Mr.Thurbur? haha (1. there is no Mr.thurbur at our school but 2. there is a Mrs. Thurbur...)

Mr.Gillingham: :) You can't go wrong if you at least start with 'Mister'

Happenings

1) New year= new schedule!

AHEM! I would like to anounce my new schedule to you all!!! (a.k.a stevie, the only follower...but i like to type like in talking to an audiance)

0-P.E Kurina tue/thur
1-Wind Ensemble Halferty
2-Honors Science Garrett
3-Social Studies Berlin
4-English Gillingham
5-Spanish 2 Richards
6-Algebra 1 Mader (She got married so her last name isn't Mader anymore but I cant remember her last name)
Silent reading- Berlin

2) New year=new schedule=new classmates+teachers

So far all my teachers are pretty cool. I wish i had mr.rudd for math again but he doesn't teach Algebra... just 8th grade math and Geometry (10th grade) So i'd have to skip ANOTHER year... No way!

The people in my classes are cool too! No comments :)

3)Quotes

Not many so far...
Peter: *Pokes my arm* I poked you on facebook.... what does that even do????
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Ala: *LAUGHS then whispers* thats so mexican
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Asian Peter: Peter Penguin
Arti: You should have been Peter Panda

OMG TAYLOR HOWEVERYOUSPELLIT!!!

Because I am so lazy, most of this stuff is the same as my gaia thing
Enjoy ;)

I don't know why i felt like postig thid, but i just did....

So you know 'The Adventures of Shark boy and Lava Girl'? And you know the actor who played Shark Boy??? I just found out he is taylor Laughtner (is that how u spell it?)

It just amazed me sooooo much..... -.-